Friday Funny - Short Joke

Sorry for the lack of posts.. I've got some updates planned for my Vista Quest but, I've been pretty busy this last week.I'll try and get them posted this weekend.

For now though, I just had to pass along this joke that came.... Yet again, in my e-mail. It's pretty good considering how short it is and makes a good addition to our Friday Funnies.

Enjoy

Short Joke

For his Birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $568,000 and, unfortunately, your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the fron door with a suitcase.So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard mom tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $580,000 mortgage and no bicycle!