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Friday Funny: Special Saturday Edition

May 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

I got quite busy yesterday and didn’t get a chance to post this Week’s Friday Funny. So, instead of waiting till next week I thought I would go ahead and throw it up today.

Here ya go Ladies… This Friday Funny is for you.

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ‘God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river’

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ‘God, please g ive me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river’

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

© 2009, Robert Owen. All rights reserved.

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Robert Owen I lead technology organizations and perform professionally as a musician. Those worlds may seem unrelated, but both revolve around complex systems, disciplined preparation, and people working together under pressure.
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