These are REAL 911 Calls!...(or not)... Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich Dispatcher : Excuse me? Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I … [Read more...]
New feature: Odiogo Reader
I forgot to mention... I've added a new function to the blog. The Odiogo reader. You may have noticed this little icon just above each post: You can click that icon and a player will (should) start and read the entry to you. Instant Podcast! Well, kind of. I'll have to say, it makes my lame attempts at humor in the Friday Funnies post a lot more entertaining. Hope you all enjoy. Also you can subscribe to my Odiogo enhanced rss feed by clicking Here … [Read more...]
Pretty Funny
It's a little early for a Friday Funny but, I thought this was worth an early mention. Especially, with the release of the new X-Files movie coming up on July, 25 2008. Rhett and Link, you know them? Well you should, they are hilarious!! Well, they have created a new song to go with the release of this blockbuster film! Take a second and check this out!! … [Read more...]
Happy July 4th!!!
I hope everyone has a Happy and SAFE 4th of July. Although it would be a tremendous honor, I would hate for anyone to be added to the Fireworks Hall of Fame this year!! [More] … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: Men are Just Happier People
It's Friday again, time to delve through my e-mail and see what's funny. As I started digging through the archives this little ditty pops in... think I'll share it. Men are Just Happier People: [More] … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: mmmm Chicken and Waffles!
Hello everyone! Well I love good fried chicken.. and I really like a good waffle from time to time. Now thanks to these guys I know there is a place dedicated to putting both on one plate! I just can't get enough of this one..... … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Lawn Mowing
Looking through my e-mail, I ran across this little gem. It was sent to me by my sister of all people. It strikes me as funny because of my loathing of mowing the lawn. Cut the Grass When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - which were always more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to maker her point. When I … [Read more...]