Looking through my e-mail, I ran across this little gem. It was sent to me by my sister of all people. It strikes me as funny because of my loathing of mowing the lawn. Cut the Grass When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - which were always more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to maker her point. When I … [Read more...]

Ahh... It's Friday!! It's time for the Friday Funnies. This week's Friday Funny came again via e-mail but, I don't remember who it came from because I save the funny and tossed the mail. So... If you set me this, thanks! Friday Funny Subject: A husband and wife having dinner at a fine restaurant. A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says … [Read more...]

Ahh, the Friday Funnies. They've not been around in a while. Now they're back with the following little gem I received in my e-mail. The Druggist: Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an … [Read more...]

Sorry for the lack of Friday Funnies.... I'm trying to do better... With that in mind, this came in my e-mail this morning and I thought I would share.. Ben Franklin Said. This is to those who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. [More] … [Read more...]

This is great! Everyone has probably already played with this but I couldn't resist. Check out my Elfish-ness Then give it a try your self! That is if you haven't already! Only 10 Shopping days left till Christmas! I guess I should start soon. *****UPDATE****** They have disabled this site... I have removed the link. … [Read more...]

Ok... Another edition of the Friday Funny. I ran across this the other day on YOUTUBE. Now, I know you're asking... what are you doing on YOUTUBE when you are supposed to be working?!?!? Well, I was having a particularly difficult time getting some data to import into a database and I got to the point where I couldn't think. So... I decided to take a break and I found this. Funny thing is I was looking for a "Brass Band" playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" and this somehow came up in the … [Read more...]

Sorry for the lack of Friday Funnies... My e-mail has been pretty silent until Tuesday. Tuesday I received this: I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again... same … [Read more...]