Robert Owen — Technology Leader & Musician
Technology leadership, music, and the space where they overlap
MARRIAGE COUNSELING A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, … Read more
This week's Friday Funny comes from my e-mail again.. and although it's pretty funny it's also pretty suggestive… So.. Here goes. A New Weight Loss Program A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old … Read more
Welcome to another edition of the Friday Funnies. This week's Friday funny comes from my mother-in-law. Enjoy this classic Blonde Joke [More]
This week's Friday funny takes a slightly different direction…. Don't know if these are real or not.. probably not… But here goes: Time once again to review the winners of the Annual 'Stella Lawsuit Awards.' The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck, who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired … Read more
First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: (Answer in white text, highlight to see)–> If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now … Read more
Ages of Man You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with … Read more
This week's Friday Funny is brought to you by… Well, it isn't brought to you by anything other than a web server running Coldfusion and BlogCFC.. But, it's pretty darn funny.. Enjoy *LIZARD BIRTHING* If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have … Read more