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Friday Funny: Stress Reliever

May 22, 2009 By Robert Owen

Today's Friday Funny comes via my friend Robyn. I saw this post on her Facebook page and thought it deserved to be out in the open. I think this is not so much a funny as it is an optimal way for keeping yourself centered as you go through the work day. With that, I give you this week's Friday Funny: "The Stress Reliever." Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life) here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Cascade, Cool Mountain, Crystal Clear Stream, Friend Robin, Funny Thing, Gentle Waterfall, Hectic Place, Psychological Journals, Running Water, Seclusion, Serenity, Smile, Soothing Sound, Stress Management Technique, Stress Reliever, Water Birds

Friday Funny: Special Saturday Edition

May 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

I got quite busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to post this Week's Friday Funny. So, instead of waiting till next week I thought I would go ahead and throw it up today. Here ya go Ladies... This Friday Funny is for you. Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bridge, Funny, God, Hiking, Intelligence, Legs, Map, Strong Arms, Strong Legs, Three Men, Tools, Violent River

Friday Funny: Cats Need a Good Home

May 8, 2009 By Robert Owen

Oh Boy, Oh Boy!! Here is a "goodern" for everyone... Came in my e-mail on Thursday and just new I had to share it today. I'm not even gonn try and trick you all into thinking this is real... I mean, come on, it's Friday! What do you expect? So here goes: Dear All, My friend's cat had kittens, and she was able to give away all but 4 of them.  I told her I would help her find homes for the last 4. I can't take one because I am allergic to cats, but if you could take just one it would be such … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Allergic To Cats, Cat, Columns, E Mail, Funny Cats, Happy Friday, Kittens, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Power Plant, Oh Boy

Friday Funny: The Nun

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

Well, here we go again... A TWO-FUR on this Rainy Friday. Don't think this will become a habit or anything... We can't just go around all "Willie-Nillie" having TWO Friday Funnies each week. Well... maybe we could but, I'm really lazy so, don't expect it. :-) #2 - The Nun A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Cab Driver, Cabbie, Friday Funnies, Funny, Habbit, Halloween, Halloween Party, Memorable Occasion

Friday Funny: An oldy

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

I've seen this one several times over the years and it has popped up in my e-mail again. So, share it with everyone I shall! For your continued enjoyment, I give you... Operating System Troubles Complaint Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Background Application, Child Processes, Command C, Cricket, E Mail, Funny, High Maintenance, Oldy, Operating System, Reply, Tech Support Team, Valuable Resources

Friday Funny: watch out muggers

April 24, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny was once again something I got in my e-mail... My friends have lots of time on their hands. Keep em coming Guys! Any way, this one appears to have come originally from a post on Craigs List. I don't have the original link so, sorry if this is yours. I'd give you proper credit if I could. Posted to Craig's List Personals by TexasBred on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:00 pm *To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, * Savannah ) I was the white guy with the black Burrberry … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Alltel, Buddies, Cellphone, Dumpster, E Mail, Earrings, Girlfriend, Muggers, Purse, Savannah, Shoulder Holster, Sludge, Wallet

Friday Funny: Hot off the Tweet!

April 17, 2009 By Robert Owen

I was looking for something to post for today's Friday Funny and got some great suggestions from some of my Friends Mark and Nathan. So here we go: Nathan's (follow on twitter) contribution: Mark's (follow on twitter) Contribution(s): (click each  to Enlarge) Mark was a busy boy this morning.  Hope you all have a great Weekend!! … [Read more...]

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