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Friday Funny: Special Saturday Edition

May 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

I got quite busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to post this Week's Friday Funny. So, instead of waiting till next week I thought I would go ahead and throw it up today. Here ya go Ladies... This Friday Funny is for you. Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bridge, Funny, God, Hiking, Intelligence, Legs, Map, Strong Arms, Strong Legs, Three Men, Tools, Violent River

Friday Funny: Cats Need a Good Home

May 8, 2009 By Robert Owen

Oh Boy, Oh Boy!! Here is a "goodern" for everyone... Came in my e-mail on Thursday and just new I had to share it today. I'm not even gonn try and trick you all into thinking this is real... I mean, come on, it's Friday! What do you expect? So here goes: Dear All, My friend's cat had kittens, and she was able to give away all but 4 of them.  I told her I would help her find homes for the last 4. I can't take one because I am allergic to cats, but if you could take just one it would be such … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Allergic To Cats, Cat, Columns, E Mail, Funny Cats, Happy Friday, Kittens, Nuclear Plant, Nuclear Power Plant, Oh Boy

Friday Funny: The Nun

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

Well, here we go again... A TWO-FUR on this Rainy Friday. Don't think this will become a habit or anything... We can't just go around all "Willie-Nillie" having TWO Friday Funnies each week. Well... maybe we could but, I'm really lazy so, don't expect it. :-) #2 - The Nun A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Cab Driver, Cabbie, Friday Funnies, Funny, Habbit, Halloween, Halloween Party, Memorable Occasion

Friday Funny: An oldy

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

I've seen this one several times over the years and it has popped up in my e-mail again. So, share it with everyone I shall! For your continued enjoyment, I give you... Operating System Troubles Complaint Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Background Application, Child Processes, Command C, Cricket, E Mail, Funny, High Maintenance, Oldy, Operating System, Reply, Tech Support Team, Valuable Resources

Friday Funny: watch out muggers

April 24, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny was once again something I got in my e-mail... My friends have lots of time on their hands. Keep em coming Guys! Any way, this one appears to have come originally from a post on Craigs List. I don't have the original link so, sorry if this is yours. I'd give you proper credit if I could. Posted to Craig's List Personals by TexasBred on Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:00 pm *To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, * Savannah ) I was the white guy with the black Burrberry … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Alltel, Buddies, Cellphone, Dumpster, E Mail, Earrings, Girlfriend, Muggers, Purse, Savannah, Shoulder Holster, Sludge, Wallet

Friday Funny: Hot off the Tweet!

April 17, 2009 By Robert Owen

I was looking for something to post for today's Friday Funny and got some great suggestions from some of my Friends Mark and Nathan. So here we go: Nathan's (follow on twitter) contribution: Mark's (follow on twitter) Contribution(s): (click each  to Enlarge) Mark was a busy boy this morning.  Hope you all have a great Weekend!! … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies

Friday Funny: Hillbilly Vasectomy

April 10, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny comes to us from my fine stash of old e-mails. People send me the darnedest things. Strangely,  as I type this, I have the urge to warn all who read... "Don't Try this at home!!" And, with that, I give you: … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Friday, Funny, Hill Billy

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