Happy Friday… Here is the Friday Funny for this week.
A man staggers into a hospital emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asks him what happend.
“Well, it was like this,” says the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when we both hit our drives into a pasture full of cows.
We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow's bum. That's when I made my big mistake.”
The doctor says, “what mistake was that?” “Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like your!' … I don't remember much after that.”
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