Hello everybody!!! Sorry for no Friday Funny post last week… It appears my friends really did have other things to do as no one sent me anything new. (Go figure! Bunch of over achievers!) Couple that with the fact that I was “Busier than a one armed paper hanger” and you have my excuse.
So, here for your Friday Funny pleasure, I give you… The Afterlife!
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,
“ Marion … Marion “
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course … I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again“
“Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!”
“Not exactly … I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.“
© 2009, Robert Owen. All rights reserved.
The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there’s a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!
Hi http://www.owenwebs.com folks
Break is upon us, I’m bored. Hoping to discover some time wasting internet jokes.
Show me your gems 🙂
*cracks knuckles* Well, we will see what we can do! 😀