Friday Funny - Dinner

Ahh... It's Friday!! It's time for the Friday Funnies. This week's Friday Funny came again via e-mail but, I don't remember who it came from because I save the funny and tossed the mail. So... If you set me this, thanks!

Friday Funny Subject: A husband and wife having dinner at a fine restaurant.

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says,

"Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce.

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club.

But the decision is yours.

" Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?", asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.