Friday Funny: Funny Pictures

Happy Friday Everybody!!   Hope your week has been one that was completely adequate!  But, since this was the first week of school around these parts I’d venture a guess and say there was a tad bit of stress.

Well, this week’s Friday Funny comes to me via e-mail.  The sender sent along a load of pictures that he thought would make me laugh.  They did, so now I’m gonna share them with you to hopefully prepare for a relaxing weekend.

Have a good weekend!

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Friday Funny: Grandpa

Hello all,

My Friday Funnies posts have been floundering here of late but, today my Friend Christie over at MiscBytes.com sent me this little ditty and it is a HOOT!  So, thanks Christie!   You’ve given the Friday Funnies a much needed Jump start!

Have a good Weekend everybody!

Grandpa
A woman in a super market is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.

Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy, boy.”

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, “It’s okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps says again in a controlled voice, “William, William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William.”

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car.

She said to the elderly gentleman,  “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.  William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.”

“Thanks, lady,”  said the grandfather,   “but I’m William … the little bastard’s name is Kevin.”

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Friday Funnies: The Fun will Restart!

Hey everybody, sorry for the lack of post over the past month or so… Things have been quite busy around here.  This is a Friday Funny… Although this is Saturday, I had good intentions…   I saw this video posted on Facebook the other day and couldn’t resist a re-post over here.   So, all you Band people should get a big kick out of this!

Pushing Band Candy

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Friday Funny: Cell Phone Games

Happy Friday!  I got a link to this little ditty on Monday.  Not a bad funny to start off a new month, eh?

I think, If you’re bored and feel comfortable with all your escape routes, this might be a fun gag to try…  Might.

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Friday Funny: How To Clean A Toilet

HOWDY!!! We have (finally) a return of the Friday Funnies!

I’m really sorry it’s been so long since the last update, but the Funnies in my mail have been slim here of late…  Either that or *cough* they weren’t “appropriate” to place on the internet.  Well, not appropriate for this site.    But this little Gem came in and made me laugh…  At any rate, here is this week’s edition of the Friday Funnies.

How To Clean A Toilet:

1. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.  You may need to stand on the lid.  The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
4. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean..

Sincerely,

The Dog

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Friday Funny: Carols For the Psycho Challenged

Happy Friday Everybody!!!

I hope that you all had a good Thanksgiving.  We are now officially into the Christmas Season!  This time of year the radio stations are playing more and more Christmas tunes… Tune of all varieties, Country, Pop, Rock, Classical, etc… But according to an e-mail I received the other day there is one genre that is missing…

Carols For the Psycho Challenged

1. SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas
3. MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…
4. PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
5. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
6. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, …….. (better start again)
7. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
8. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

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Friday Funny: When Nature Calls

Happy Friday Everybody!!

I hope your week has been Fun and Entertaining.  But, if it hasn’t, then… um… er… HAPPY FRIDAY, it’s almost over!

Take a break this weekend, kick back, relax… Don’t think about Thanksgiving coming up. Don’t think about how dirty the house is.  Don’t think about how much food you have to cook.   No, think of nothing.  And what better “nothing” to think of than a good-ole Friday Funny! 

In order to help you “not think”,  I’ve elected to post a video.   Yup, a video!  No thought there, just click play!  And boy is this one worth it!!

This video is a commercial made by Rhett and Link.   These guys are hilarious!! They’ve started a new venture making free commercials for small businesses.  So far, I think they’ve done seven and all seven are HILARIOUS!  You can check them all out over at I Love Local Commercials.  The latest commercial is For the Central Florida Zoo and Botanical Gardens.  Take a look!

When Nature calls… Will you Answer?

Have a good Weekend!!

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