Friday Funny: Advice for Yankees moving South

Hope your week has been great!  I found this week’s Friday Funny lurking in a folder called “funny stuff” on one of my external hard drives.  It is perfect advice for any of you Northerners who are thinking of moving or just traveling down south.  You might even want to print this one out so you can have a reference … Read more

Friday Funny: Teacher Joke

*sigh*  🙁   Well, the Summer Vacation is officially over.  Since I have so many friends who are teachers and School is about to start back here in Knox County,  I thought today’s Friday Funny should go out to all my Teacher friends.  You know,  just to help prepare them for a return to the classroom and all their wonderful students after a Summer break that may have dulled their reactions.

Enjoy!  😈

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A teacher was helping her student with a math problem.  She recited the following story :

“There are three birds sitting on a wire.  A gunman shoots one of the birds.  How many birds are left on the wire?”

The boy pauses.  “None,” he replied thoughtfully.

“No, no, no.  Let’s try again,” the teacher says patiently.  She holds up three fingers.  “There are three birds sitting on a wire.  A gunman shoots one,”  she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”

“None,” the boy says with authority.

The teacher sighs.  “Tell me how you came up with that.”

“It’s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”

“Well,” she says, “it’s not technically correct, but I like the way you think.”

“Okay,” chimes the boy, “now let me ask you a question.

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Friday Funny: How to give a Cat a pill.

This week’s Friday funny comes from a High School friend of mine. ( Thanks Emily!!! 🙂 )  She posted this ditty to her Facebook page on Wednesday and I felt it needed to be shared. How to give a Cat a Pill Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. … Read more

Friday Funny: Can’t Remember?

Last week I forgot to post a Friday Funny.  In fact, last week I didn’t post much at all.   I nearly forgot Friday Funny again this week until I ran across this little ditty on Youtube.  Hope you enjoy…  Hope it helps you remember to do something you didn’t realize you had forgotten.  Too bad I didn’t see this last … Read more

Friday Funny: The Smarter Sex?

Ok guys, here is my make-up funny for missing last week.  I hope you find it of sufficient quality to make up for my lapse. Enjoy: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident – it’s a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out … Read more