Again, this Friday Funny comes to us via my e-mail.... Ahh e-mail, such a useful tool that yields so much useless, yet funny, material. A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar an orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it It would taste better if you … [Read more...]

I just ran across this video and had to share... I have four cats and I'll have to say that I have seen the look in their eyes when they are about to go nuts like this... Always best to just let them go somewhere else. This is not for the faint-of-heart.. Enjoy? … [Read more...]

This week's Friday Funny is another test... What a way to end the week!! But, it's a test that we all need to take from time to time. It's the time of year to take our annual Dementia test.. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if … [Read more...]

Happy Friday... Here is the Friday Funny for this week. A man staggers into a hospital emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asks him what happend. "Well, it was like this," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when we both hit our drives into a pasture full of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had … [Read more...]

Sorry for the lack of relevant posts lately... I promise to have a Vista Update Soon. And, I'll post up some interesting things I've found this weekend. But, until then, here is this week's Friday Funny... Enjoy! "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three … [Read more...]

The Friday Funny for today is another Gem that came to me in my e-mail. It just goes to note that you should never let an employee do important work on his/her last day on the job. The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got. This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the … [Read more...]

I've done it!!!! A Friday Funny on Friday again!! Woo Hoo!! Enjoy! MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts." After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please … [Read more...]