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Friday Funny – I know it’s Saturday!!

March 3, 2007 By Robert Owen

I found this weeks funny buried way down in my inbox... Can Cold water really clean dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these … [Read more...]

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Friday Funny – HMMM?

February 23, 2007 By Robert Owen

The Friday Funny for this week was sent in by a client... Carla... Enjoy the story of King Arthur. Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Arthur Young, Better Than Death, Carla, Closest Friend, Court Jester, Day Of The Year, Exorbitant Prices, Impossible Query, King Arthur, Knights Of The Round Table, Knowledgeable Man, Monarch, Priests, Satisfactory Answer, Sewage, Sir Lancelot, Story Of King Arthur, Wise Men, Witch, Young Arthur

Friday Funny – Just one More

February 9, 2007 By Robert Owen

I really do work... I just found this in an old e-mail and had to share... Enjoy!! Two Friday Funnies should make up for not having any last week.... This one may be considered "Bad-Taste" so.... … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bad Taste, Beers, Cans, Date Rape Drug, Desires, Drinking Beer, E Mail, Extreme Cases, Females, Friday Funnies, Golf Courses, Hazy Memories, Kegs, Phone Book, Servitude, Sex Men, Sexual Predators, Support Group, Support Groups, Taps

Friday Funny – Cool Test

February 9, 2007 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday!!! Today's "Friday Funny" comes from my friend James. Are you still cool? You know you were cool as a teenager - how about now? Take the Cool Test … [Read more...]

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Friday Funny – A Little Late… oops

January 14, 2007 By Robert Owen

This was meant to be the Friday Funny for last Week.... But it's a little late... hmmm, sorry... It's not hilarious but it'll have to do... This came to me in an e-mail from my friend Laurie.. Enjoy. 19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF SANITY At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, … [Read more...]

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Friday Funny – OOPS!

December 22, 2006 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny is a little suspect... Some may not find this one as Funny as some others but, some may... So, with that in mind, I give you the Friday Funny.....: A man walked into a very high-tech bar. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bartender, Basketball Scores, Dodgers, Funny, Iq, Martini, Nascar, Oops, Robot, Theory Of Relativity

Friday Funny – Christmas Cheer

December 15, 2006 By Robert Owen

Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that half of them had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the … [Read more...]

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