I've done it!!!! A Friday Funny on Friday again!! Woo Hoo!! Enjoy! MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts." After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – I know it’s Saturday!!
I found this weeks funny buried way down in my inbox... Can Cold water really clean dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – HMMM?
The Friday Funny for this week was sent in by a client... Carla... Enjoy the story of King Arthur. Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Just one More
I really do work... I just found this in an old e-mail and had to share... Enjoy!! Two Friday Funnies should make up for not having any last week.... This one may be considered "Bad-Taste" so.... … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – Cool Test
Happy Friday!!! Today's "Friday Funny" comes from my friend James. Are you still cool? You know you were cool as a teenager - how about now? Take the Cool Test … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – A Little Late… oops
This was meant to be the Friday Funny for last Week.... But it's a little late... hmmm, sorry... It's not hilarious but it'll have to do... This came to me in an e-mail from my friend Laurie.. Enjoy. 19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF SANITY At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, … [Read more...]
Friday Funny – OOPS!
This week's Friday Funny is a little suspect... Some may not find this one as Funny as some others but, some may... So, with that in mind, I give you the Friday Funny.....: A man walked into a very high-tech bar. … [Read more...]