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Friday Funny: How To Clean A Toilet

February 12, 2010 By Robert Owen

Clean Kitty

HOWDY!!! We have (finally) a return of the Friday Funnies! I'm really sorry it's been so long since the last update, but the Funnies in my mail have been slim here of late...  Either that or *cough* they weren't "appropriate" to place on the internet.  Well, not appropriate for this site.    But this little Gem came in and made me laugh...  At any rate, here is this week's edition of the Friday Funnies. How To Clean A Toilet: And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: bathroom, Cat, commode, Friday Funnies, Funnies, lid, little gem, pet shampoo, smooth movement, toilet

Friday Funny: Carols For the Psycho Challenged

December 4, 2009 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday Everybody!!! I hope that you all had a good Thanksgiving.  We are now officially into the Christmas Season!  This time of year the radio stations are playing more and more Christmas tunes... Tune of all varieties, Country, Pop, Rock, Classical, etc... But according to an e-mail I received the other day there is one genre that is missing... Carols For the Psycho Challenged SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear? DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bell, borderline personality disorder, christmas, Claus Is, DISORDER, fire hydrants, Hear, Jingle, jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock, jingle bell rock, Lawn, passive aggressive personality, PERSONALITY, Rock, Streets

Friday Funny: When Nature Calls

November 20, 2009 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday Everybody!! I hope your week has been Fun and Entertaining.  But, if it hasn't, then... um... er... HAPPY FRIDAY, it's almost over! Take a break this weekend, kick back, relax... Don't think about Thanksgiving coming up. Don't think about how dirty the house is.  Don't think about how much food you have to cook.   No, think of nothing.  And what better "nothing" to think of than a good-ole Friday Funny!  :-) In order to help you "not think",  I've elected to post a video.   … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: botanical gardens, Central Florida, Don, florida zoo, free commercials, Friday, Happy, Happy Friday, Link, nothing, Rhett, video, weekend

Friday Funny: The Swine Flu – Do you have it?

November 13, 2009 By Robert Owen

Hello Everyone, Happy Friday!!!   We've been battling the Swine Flu here at my house.  My wife is finally on the mends but,  I though it was important to share the symptoms of the H1N1 virus so people would have a good idea of what to be on the look out for.... Then I got an e-mail doing it for me, I've included that below: … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Don, E Mail, everyone, flu, Happy, Happy Friday, hello everyone, mends, Swine, swine flu, Virus

Friday Funny: Things you probably shouldn’t do

November 6, 2009 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday!!!   This week's Friday Funny is not a joke but, a series of images of certain activities.  Activities that SHOULD NEVER be performed in the manner in which they are pictured. This post is not intended for instruction... In other words "These people are obviously professionals,  don't attempt this at home!" Just click on a thumb nail to see a larger image. Enjoy!  :lol: … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Friday, Happy, Happy Friday, Images, Joke, series, thumb nail, week

Friday Funny: The Afterlife

October 30, 2009 By Robert Owen

Hello everybody!!!  Sorry for no Friday Funny post last week...   It appears my friends really did have other things to do as no one sent me anything new.  (Go figure!  Bunch of over achievers!)  Couple that with the fact that I was "Busier than a one armed paper hanger" and you have my excuse. So, here for your Friday Funny pleasure, I give you...  The Afterlife! A  couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back  and inform the other of the afterlife.  Their biggest fear was … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: achievers, Afterlife, Arizona, Bob, Couple, course, first contact, golf, Marion, paper hanger, sex, true to his word, warm sun

Friday Funny: Redneck in NY

October 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!   Today's Friday Funny is yet another product of my e-mail. A Redneck from Tennessee walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bakersfield, bank, depositor, Ferrari, Happy Friday, loan, loan officer, multimillionaire, New York City, officer, Redneck, Tennessee, underground garage

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