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Friday Funny: Advice for Yankees moving South

August 21, 2009 By Robert Owen

Hope your week has been great!  I found this week's Friday Funny lurking in a folder called "funny stuff" on one of my external hard drives.  It is perfect advice for any of you Northerners who are thinking of moving or just traveling down south.  You might even want to print this one out so you can have a reference while you are down here.   :-P So for you, here is some Advice for Yankees Moving South: Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bacon Grease, Days Of The Year, Dirt, Ditch, External Hard Drives, Four Men, Four Wheel Drive, Funny Stuff, License Plate, Northerners, Proper Pronunciation, Shovel, Snow And Ice, Southerner, Southerners, Tent, Tow Chain, Turn Signals, Wheel, Yankees

Friday Funny: Teacher Joke

August 14, 2009 By Robert Owen

*sigh*  :-(   Well, the Summer Vacation is officially over.  Since I have so many friends who are teachers and School is about to start back here in Knox County,  I thought today's Friday Funny should go out to all my Teacher friends.  You know,  just to help prepare them for a return to the classroom and all their wonderful students after a Summer break that may have dulled their reactions. Enjoy!  :twisted: A teacher was helping her student with a math problem.  She recited the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: E Mail, Friday Funnies, Friends, Funny, School, students, Teacher

Paying Homage to the 80’s, Sorta.

August 7, 2009 By Robert Owen

I guess I should feel a bit ashamed that the Friday Funnies seem to be taking over the site. I do have other posts in the works.  Serious, thought provoking, and helpful posts.   But, who can resist this much fun? It seems that Rhett and Link have done it again!!  This time they target the 80's. Actually this is the opening video to some contest they are running but, it's hilarious non the less.   I VIVIDLY remember people dressing and acting like this when I was in Middle and High School.  … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Guess, Paying Homage, Rhett And Link, Running, Target, Tight Pants

Friday Funny: How to give a Cat a pill.

August 7, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday funny comes from a High School friend of mine. ( Thanks Emily!!! :-) )  She posted this ditty to her Facebook page on Wednesday and I felt it needed to be shared. How to give a Cat a Pill Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Armpit, Band Aid, Blow Down, Cradle Cat, Curtain Rail, Dessert Spoon, Ditty, Drinking Straw, Elastic Band, Forearm, Forefinger, Goldfish, Goldfish Bowl, How To Give A Cat A Pill, Left Arm, Mouth Pop, Pop Pill, Rear Paws, School Friend, Wooden Ruler

Friday Funny: Can’t Remember?

July 31, 2009 By Robert Owen

Last week I forgot to post a Friday Funny.  In fact, last week I didn't post much at all.   I nearly forgot Friday Funny again this week until I ran across this little ditty on Youtube.  Hope you enjoy...  Hope it helps you remember to do something you didn't realize you had forgotten.  Too bad I didn't see this last week! :-) … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Funny, Little Ditty

Friday Funny: The Smarter Sex?

July 17, 2009 By Robert Owen

Ok guys, here is my make-up funny for missing last week.  I hope you find it of sufficient quality to make up for my lapse. Enjoy: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident - it's a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow!  Just look at our cars - there's nothing left, but, fortunately, we are unhurt.  This must be a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bottle Cap, Bottle Of Wine, Car Accident, Cars, Drinks, Funny Sex, Good Fortune, Miracle, Peace, Rest Of Our Days, Sign From God, Woman And A Man

Friday Funny: A Cat’s Diary

July 17, 2009 By Robert Owen

Looking for a Funny for today I realized I didn't post one for last week.  Although, you had a "two-for" recently, that's no excuse to skip a day.   So, today I'll give you two again.  It may take me a minute or two to find a second of sufficient quality but, I will ! #1 - Excerpt from ... DIARY OF A CAT DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Accomplices, Captives, Confinement, Consolation, Diary Of A Cat, Disgust, Dry Cereal, Excerpt From, Excuse, Fresh Meat, Good Reason, Headless Body, Occasional Piece, Oppressors, Piece Of Furniture, Shampoo, Sick Minds, Thumb, Top Of The Stairs, Water Torture

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