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Friday Funny: Special Saturday Edition

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I got quite busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to post this Week's Friday Funny. So, instead of waiting till next week I thought I would go ahead and throw it up today. Here ya go Ladies... This Friday Funny is for you. Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and … [Read more...]

Friday Funny: The Nun

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Well, here we go again... A TWO-FUR on this Rainy Friday. Don't think this will become a habit or anything... We can't just go around all "Willie-Nillie" having TWO Friday Funnies each week. Well... maybe we could but, I'm really lazy so, don't expect it. :-) #2 - The Nun A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend … [Read more...]

Friday Funny: An oldy

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I've seen this one several times over the years and it has popped up in my e-mail again. So, share it with everyone I shall! For your continued enjoyment, I give you... Operating System Troubles Complaint Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now … [Read more...]