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Friday Funny: Johnny

June 12, 2009 By Robert Owen

Here is a funny for everyone this Friday: A first grade teacher, Mrs. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too." Mrs. Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: 3 Legs, Bubblegum, Coconut, Cow, Funny, Grade Teacher, Johnny 9, Mrs Brooks, Pockets, Principal, Shake Hands, Third Grade

Friday Funny: Special Saturday Edition

May 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

I got quite busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to post this Week's Friday Funny. So, instead of waiting till next week I thought I would go ahead and throw it up today. Here ya go Ladies... This Friday Funny is for you. Three Men on a Hike Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bridge, Funny, God, Hiking, Intelligence, Legs, Map, Strong Arms, Strong Legs, Three Men, Tools, Violent River

Friday Funny: The Nun

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

Well, here we go again... A TWO-FUR on this Rainy Friday. Don't think this will become a habit or anything... We can't just go around all "Willie-Nillie" having TWO Friday Funnies each week. Well... maybe we could but, I'm really lazy so, don't expect it. :-) #2 - The Nun A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Cab Driver, Cabbie, Friday Funnies, Funny, Habbit, Halloween, Halloween Party, Memorable Occasion

Friday Funny: An oldy

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

I've seen this one several times over the years and it has popped up in my e-mail again. So, share it with everyone I shall! For your continued enjoyment, I give you... Operating System Troubles Complaint Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Background Application, Child Processes, Command C, Cricket, E Mail, Funny, High Maintenance, Oldy, Operating System, Reply, Tech Support Team, Valuable Resources

Friday Funny: Hillbilly Vasectomy

April 10, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny comes to us from my fine stash of old e-mails. People send me the darnedest things. Strangely,  as I type this, I have the urge to warn all who read... "Don't Try this at home!!" And, with that, I give you: … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Friday, Funny, Hill Billy

Friday Funny – OOPS!

December 22, 2006 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny is a little suspect... Some may not find this one as Funny as some others but, some may... So, with that in mind, I give you the Friday Funny.....: A man walked into a very high-tech bar. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bartender, Basketball Scores, Dodgers, Funny, Iq, Martini, Nascar, Oops, Robot, Theory Of Relativity

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