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Archives for 2009

Friday Funny: It’s a two-for

July 3, 2009 By Robert Owen

Being that this is a Holiday weekend and all, I thought that this week's Friday Funny would be a TWO-FOR-ONE Special...  Yes, that's right, two funnies.  We've done this before around here but don't get too excited, probably wont hapen again for a while. So, all that being said, here are this week's Funnies!  The first goes out to all my Musician Friends out there... 1.  The conductor speaks to his orchestra before rehearsal: Conductor:  "Please take your pencils out, we have some … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Conductor, Elizabeth Mary, Funnies, Hail Marys, Hapen, Holiday Weekend, Loose Woman, Madam, Mary Mcdonald, Mary Patricia, Musician Friends, O Malley, Patricia Kelly, Penance, Perseverance, Pew, Rehearsal, Shaughnessy, Soprano Soloist, Two Bars

Repair TCP/IP Stack in Windows Vista

July 2, 2009 By Robert Owen

You had a virus, drive corruption, or some other OS altering situation.  But, being the hero you are, you resolved it and your PC is up and running again.  That is, until you try to access the internet or some other network resource.  The computer sits there trying to access that web page but nothing is happening... (Much like a MAC and its "spinning wheel of death").  First you check your network connection... Then check to see if you have obtained an IP address and other credentials.  All … [Read more...]

Filed Under: MicroSoft, Support, Vista Quest Tagged With: Communications Protocol, Drive Corruption, Internet Protocol, Internet Protocol Network, Ip Layer, Netsh, Network Architectures, Network Resource, Network Transmission, Networking Services, Osi Model, Pearl Type, Protocol Internet, Protocol Network, Protocol Stack, Sna, Spinning Wheel, Stacks, Tcp Ip Stack, Tcp Stack, Transmission Control Protocol, User Access Control, Wheel Of Death, Windows Xp Server

Friday Funny: Uncle Bob

June 26, 2009 By Robert Owen

No new funnies in my e-mail this week.  :-(  I guess my normal spammers, er um I mean friends, were actually busy doing work or pursuing other meaningful activities this week. So, I'm pulling this week's Friday Funny from the e-mail Archive again. I've got quite a store of goodies there! Hope you have a great Weekend! Uncle Bob: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bullets, Bump, Chickens, Dozen Eggs, E Mail, Egg Laying Hens, Eggs In One Basket, Enemy Territory, Front Seat, Funnies, Good Heavens, Horrible Story, Machete, Machine Gun, Mail Archive, Meaningful Activities, Moral Of The Story, Spammers, Uncle Bob, Whiskey

Pre-Order Windows 7 upgrade and save 50%

June 25, 2009 By Robert Owen

I was wandering around the web this morning and saw an Article over at ZDNet about Windows 7 prices.. Which led me to this other link to a Microsoft Pre-Order Windows 7 page. And, looky here!! Starting tomorrow, June 26, you can pre-order upgrade versions of Windows 7 at 50% off!!! Here's a blurb from the page: It's pretty simple Windows 7 is coming on October 22, 2009. Here's an easy way to get it fast and save a bundle: Pre-order a Windows 7 Home Premium Upgrade for $49** or a Windows 7 … [Read more...]

Filed Under: MicroSoft, Software Tagged With: Blurb, Goto, Led, MicroSoft, Microsoft Os, Microsoft Windows, Opportunity, Release Candidate, Retail Prices, Smile, Upgrade Windows, Windows Professional, Windows Upgrade, Zdnet

New Zune HD Video

June 25, 2009 By Robert Owen

We've got a new "Hands-on" video with the new (soon to be released) Zune HD. Here's a quick reminder of what we know (or think we know) so far about the Zune HD. The Zune HD will ship on September 5, 2009. Organic light-emitting diode (OLED) touch screen. 16:9 widescreen format display (480 x 272 resolution) High-definition (HD) video output capabilities. Built-in HD Radio receiver. Wi-Fi. "Zune HD is Wi-Fi enabled, allowing for instant streaming to the device from the more than 5 … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Gadgets, Zune Tagged With: 5 Million, Engadget, Functionality, Hd Radio Receiver, High Definition, Internet Browser, Light Emitting Diode, MicroSoft, Music Internet, Music Store, Organic Light, Reminder, Store Internet, Touch Screen, Video Output Capabilities, Wi Fi, Zune

Spam: It is inventive.

June 22, 2009 By Robert Owen

Here is the latest Scam e-mail I've gotten.  Don't be fooled! This is a scam! This e-mail came to one of my e-mail accounts today from different senders and IP addresses but the machine sending names were the same. AND, the content was identical. It looks as though some has a mass-mailer sitting on their machine. Just a reminder to make sure your updates are current!! Here are the mail headers: 1st: Received: from xxxxxxxx; Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:05:55 -0400 Received: from … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Email Scam Tagged With: 000000, Antivirus Avg, Charset, Cris, E Mail, Gesture, Ip Addresses, Jeff Palmer, Mail Accounts, Mail Headers, Mass Mailer, Message Id, Oneononeinternet, Openwebmail, Precedence Bulk, Return Path, X Mailer, Xwall, Xxxxxxxx, Xxxxxxxxxxx

Friday Funny: Poor Sheep

June 19, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny comes from deep within my e-mail archives. Actually, I just found it saved on an old external Hard drive when I was freeing up some space. The e-mail came me to originally from a friend in a previous life. It's pretty old and I'm not sure why it has lasted on my drives as long as it has but, it's a hoot!  :lol: So, here ya go... Poor Sheep. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Artificial Insemination, E Mail, External Hard Drive, Funny, Good Measure, Grass, Hoot, Lol, Mail Archives, Next Morning, Previous Life, Proceeds, Returning Home, Sheep, Slightest Idea, Vet, What This Means

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