ROBERT OWEN — Technology Leader & Musician
Technology leadership, music, and the space where they overlap

Friday Funny: A couple of Quick Ones

Happy Friday Everyone!!! It’s been a rough week… or two.  That’s why you’ve only seen the Friday Funny posts up.  It’s  been a bit busy around here… cleaning up some messes and trying to keep my head above water.  (I really should make better use of the “Schedule Post” feature)   At any rate,  I’m really glad it’s Friday! Today’s set … Read more

Friday Funny: Service?

Happy Friday!!  This week’s Friday Funny is a short and quick funny I got the other day in my e-mail.. Made me giggle. Yes I said giggle. And snort, I think I snorted once.  😀 Enjoy! Service? I was confused when I heard the word service used with these agencies: Internal Revenue Service U.S. Postal Service Telephone Service Cable or … Read more

Friday Funny: The Correct Answer?

Happy Friday everyone!  I Hope you week was good and I hope your weekend is glorious.  Looking for a good Friday Funny for today,  I found myself diving through the old e-mails again.   It was there that I found this lost Funny.  I think it may have been lost on purpose…    This one can get a bit tedious but … Read more

Random Mess for Saturday

Here is another “Eaten Post” from my site Conversion.

Happy Saturday to everyone… Following Friday Funny style (I know it’s Saturday),  the following came to me via an e-mail.  Here is a random worthless mess for All those people who “know” everything. Who knows if it’s 100% accurate or not but, if you know everything, you’ll know. And, if you don’t… Well… ENJOY!

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

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Friday Funny: Cats Need a Good Home

Oh Boy, Oh Boy!! Here is a “goodern” for everyone… Came in my e-mail on Thursday and just new I had to share it today. I’m not even gonn try and trick you all into thinking this is real… I mean, come on, it’s Friday! What do you expect?

So here goes:

Dear All,
My friend’s cat had kittens, and she was able to give away all but 4 of them.  I told her I would help her find homes for the last 4. I can’t take one because I am allergic to cats, but if you could take just one it would be such a help, and the kittens could have a nice home. Or if you know some one would.

Since she lives way out by the Nuclear Power Plant, I’ll go pick them up for you.

I’ve attached pictures of the last 4 kittens.

Will you help?

Just click each to see a bigger image.

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