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Paying Homage to the 80’s, Sorta.

August 7, 2009 By Robert Owen

I guess I should feel a bit ashamed that the Friday Funnies seem to be taking over the site. I do have other posts in the works.  Serious, thought provoking, and helpful posts.   But, who can resist this much fun? It seems that Rhett and Link have done it again!!  This time they target the 80's. Actually this is the opening video to some contest they are running but, it's hilarious non the less.   I VIVIDLY remember people dressing and acting like this when I was in Middle and High School.  … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Guess, Paying Homage, Rhett And Link, Running, Target, Tight Pants

Friday Funny: How to give a Cat a pill.

August 7, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday funny comes from a High School friend of mine. ( Thanks Emily!!! :-) )  She posted this ditty to her Facebook page on Wednesday and I felt it needed to be shared. How to give a Cat a Pill Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Armpit, Band Aid, Blow Down, Cradle Cat, Curtain Rail, Dessert Spoon, Ditty, Drinking Straw, Elastic Band, Forearm, Forefinger, Goldfish, Goldfish Bowl, How To Give A Cat A Pill, Left Arm, Mouth Pop, Pop Pill, Rear Paws, School Friend, Wooden Ruler

Friday Funny: Can’t Remember?

July 31, 2009 By Robert Owen

Last week I forgot to post a Friday Funny.  In fact, last week I didn't post much at all.   I nearly forgot Friday Funny again this week until I ran across this little ditty on Youtube.  Hope you enjoy...  Hope it helps you remember to do something you didn't realize you had forgotten.  Too bad I didn't see this last week! :-) … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Funny, Little Ditty

Got an iPhone? Better turn it off!

July 30, 2009 By Robert Owen

I just followed a tweet over to Mashable and read another article about the latest Apple security flaw. This time affecting the iPhone. Cybersecurity researchers, Charlie Miller and Collin Mulliner, have identified a vulnerability in the iPhone OS that will allow an attacker to take control of the Phone via a SMS message.  They have, supposedly, notified Apple more than a month ago about this vulnerability, but  the company still hasn’t released a patch. The two plan to publicize the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Apple, Virus Tagged With: Amp, Apple Technology, Attacker, Black Hat, Blackberry, Charlie Miller, Collin Mulliner, Forbes, Hackers, Iphone, Itunes, Las Vegas, Mashable, Megs, Security Flaw, Sms Message, Technology Security, Tweet, Virus, Vulnerability

Friday Funny: The Smarter Sex?

July 17, 2009 By Robert Owen

Ok guys, here is my make-up funny for missing last week.  I hope you find it of sufficient quality to make up for my lapse. Enjoy: A woman and a man are involved in a car accident - it's a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man.  That's interesting.  I'm a woman.  Wow!  Just look at our cars - there's nothing left, but, fortunately, we are unhurt.  This must be a … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bottle Cap, Bottle Of Wine, Car Accident, Cars, Drinks, Funny Sex, Good Fortune, Miracle, Peace, Rest Of Our Days, Sign From God, Woman And A Man

Friday Funny: A Cat’s Diary

July 17, 2009 By Robert Owen

Looking for a Funny for today I realized I didn't post one for last week.  Although, you had a "two-for" recently, that's no excuse to skip a day.   So, today I'll give you two again.  It may take me a minute or two to find a second of sufficient quality but, I will ! #1 - Excerpt from ... DIARY OF A CAT DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Accomplices, Captives, Confinement, Consolation, Diary Of A Cat, Disgust, Dry Cereal, Excerpt From, Excuse, Fresh Meat, Good Reason, Headless Body, Occasional Piece, Oppressors, Piece Of Furniture, Shampoo, Sick Minds, Thumb, Top Of The Stairs, Water Torture

IIS 6: Adding Footers to Web Pages

July 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

Did you know you can configure the Microsoft IIS 6 web server to automatically insert an HTML-formatted file to the bottom of every web page sent out by your Web Server?  Well, you can. For example, you host several sites and want to add a link back to your company for advertisement.  You could create a simple HTML file that contained a text message and an image that you hyperlink back to your web site.  Then enable the footer function in IIS 6. Once you enable this feature, IIS … [Read more...]

Filed Under: IIS 6, MicroSoft Tagged With: Administrators Group, Advertisement, Appearance, Click Properties, Document Footer, Font Color, Footer, Footers, Hard Drive, Html Document, Iis Server, Image, Local Computer, Logo Image, MicroSoft, Microsoft Document, Microsoft Iis, Microsoft Server, Microsoft Web, Text Message, Web Directory, Web Enabled, Web Page, Web Pages, Web Server, Web Server Performance, Web Site Directory

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