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Friday Funny – episode ?

December 8, 2006 By Robert Owen

I know it's been a while but, it's not that I forget to add the Friday Funny.... It's just that I've not found anything Funny to add in a while... Not that this one is too good but.. Here goes... TAH-DAH... Friday Funny, epsisode ?: Flatulence Forces Plane to Land … [Read more...]

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Friday Funny – Life Explained

October 27, 2006 By Robert Owen

This little funny was sent to me earlier this week. I thought I'd share it with everyone. It could explain everything. Life Explained: On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Calves, Cow God, Day God, First Twenty Years, Forty Years, Front Porch, Funny Life, God Created Man, Grandchildren, Last Ten Years, Life Span, Man God, Monkey God, Sixty Years, Sleep, Sun, Third Day

Friday Funny – a new

October 13, 2006 By Robert Owen

Well... It's been a while since I've had a Friday Funny. I bet most of you thought I'd given up? You know, YouTube is a pretty neat place and that is where this week's FRIDAY FUNNY comes from. My Niece has been wanting an IPOD but, they were so expensive.. This one may bet right in our price range.. Although, it is a little limited. Isn't technology wonderful? Maybe now, everyone will join the IPOD craz.... … [Read more...]

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Friday Funny

September 15, 2006 By Robert Owen

A Little late rolling this one out, but here is the Funny for this Friday. Enjoy. The Idiot Test Scoring guide: 20 Correct - Genius 17 Correct - Above Normal 15 Correct - Normal 8 Correct - Nincompoop 6 Correct - Moron 3 Correct - Idiot Questions: 1.  Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2.  How many birthdays does the average man have? 3.  Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 4.  A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: 3 Apples, 4th Of July, 50 Cents, Average Man, Beggar, Big Bear, Butcher Shop, Checkers, Five Games, How Many Outs Are There In An Inning, Kerosene Lamp, Living In The Usa, Nincompoop, Normal 8, Oil Burner, Play Five, Southern Exposure, Test Scoring, Two Cent Stamps, Wood Burning Stove

Friday Funny

September 8, 2006 By Robert Owen

Ok... No productive posts this week.... Still need the Friday Funny though!! Here goes: A three hour tour... The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory is quite simple. Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins. Now, this theory seems to fit upon initial inspection, there are technical difficulties when you get down to THE MAN himself, Gilligan. Run with me on this one.... … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies, Useless Tagged With: Anger, Apos S, Boredom, Coconuts, College Students, Envy, Ginger, Glamour, Gluttony, Greed, Ham Radio, Initial Inspection, Island Theory, Macgyver, Seven Deadly Sins, Skipper, Sloth, Technical Difficulties, Tendency, Three Hour Tour

Funny for Friday pt.2

September 1, 2006 By Robert Owen

Funny Part 2 - submitted by James: Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be … [Read more...]

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