Looking for a Funny for today I realized I didn't post one for last week. Although, you had a "two-for" recently, that's no excuse to skip a day. So, today I'll give you two again. It may take me a minute or two to find a second of sufficient quality but, I will ! #1 - Excerpt from ... DIARY OF A CAT DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: It’s a two-for
Being that this is a Holiday weekend and all, I thought that this week's Friday Funny would be a TWO-FOR-ONE Special... Yes, that's right, two funnies. We've done this before around here but don't get too excited, probably wont hapen again for a while. So, all that being said, here are this week's Funnies! The first goes out to all my Musician Friends out there... 1. The conductor speaks to his orchestra before rehearsal: Conductor: "Please take your pencils out, we have some … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: Uncle Bob
No new funnies in my e-mail this week. :-( I guess my normal spammers, er um I mean friends, were actually busy doing work or pursuing other meaningful activities this week. So, I'm pulling this week's Friday Funny from the e-mail Archive again. I've got quite a store of goodies there! Hope you have a great Weekend! Uncle Bob: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: Poor Sheep
This week's Friday Funny comes from deep within my e-mail archives. Actually, I just found it saved on an old external Hard drive when I was freeing up some space. The e-mail came me to originally from a friend in a previous life. It's pretty old and I'm not sure why it has lasted on my drives as long as it has but, it's a hoot! :lol: So, here ya go... Poor Sheep. … [Read more...]
iPhone 3g – what?
I was on Twitter yesterday morning and saw a tweet come through with a link to the image below... It originates from the JoyofTech over at Geekculture.com. It appears they have an issue with the name for the latest iPhone release. (Who can blame them...) Either that or the artist was looking at a Lingerie magazine during the WWDC. :lol: Anyway, here ya go: Be sure and visit their site and tip the cartoonists if you liked this! … [Read more...]
Friday Funny: Johnny
Here is a funny for everyone this Friday: A first grade teacher, Mrs. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too." Mrs. Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. … [Read more...]
Non-Friday Funnies
Ok, Ok... It's not Friday, I'm aware of that. But, I found these videos last night and thought everyone should see them! The way this week is going so far, there may have to be a "Funny" break every day. Some of you may be aware of Zefrank but, for those of you who are not, he is hilarious! You should check him out. Ze has started a New video series called, "Hard Times". There are only 4 videos so far but they are completley worth the time it will take to watch them. So, here ya go... waste … [Read more...]