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Friday Funny: It’s a two-for

July 3, 2009 By Robert Owen

Being that this is a Holiday weekend and all, I thought that this week's Friday Funny would be a TWO-FOR-ONE Special...  Yes, that's right, two funnies.  We've done this before around here but don't get too excited, probably wont hapen again for a while. So, all that being said, here are this week's Funnies!  The first goes out to all my Musician Friends out there... 1.  The conductor speaks to his orchestra before rehearsal: Conductor:  "Please take your pencils out, we have some … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Conductor, Elizabeth Mary, Funnies, Hail Marys, Hapen, Holiday Weekend, Loose Woman, Madam, Mary Mcdonald, Mary Patricia, Musician Friends, O Malley, Patricia Kelly, Penance, Perseverance, Pew, Rehearsal, Shaughnessy, Soprano Soloist, Two Bars

Friday Funny: Uncle Bob

June 26, 2009 By Robert Owen

No new funnies in my e-mail this week.  :-(  I guess my normal spammers, er um I mean friends, were actually busy doing work or pursuing other meaningful activities this week. So, I'm pulling this week's Friday Funny from the e-mail Archive again. I've got quite a store of goodies there! Hope you have a great Weekend! Uncle Bob: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bullets, Bump, Chickens, Dozen Eggs, E Mail, Egg Laying Hens, Eggs In One Basket, Enemy Territory, Front Seat, Funnies, Good Heavens, Horrible Story, Machete, Machine Gun, Mail Archive, Meaningful Activities, Moral Of The Story, Spammers, Uncle Bob, Whiskey

Friday Funny: Poor Sheep

June 19, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny comes from deep within my e-mail archives. Actually, I just found it saved on an old external Hard drive when I was freeing up some space. The e-mail came me to originally from a friend in a previous life. It's pretty old and I'm not sure why it has lasted on my drives as long as it has but, it's a hoot!  :lol: So, here ya go... Poor Sheep. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Artificial Insemination, E Mail, External Hard Drive, Funny, Good Measure, Grass, Hoot, Lol, Mail Archives, Next Morning, Previous Life, Proceeds, Returning Home, Sheep, Slightest Idea, Vet, What This Means

iPhone 3g – what?

June 12, 2009 By Robert Owen

I was on Twitter yesterday morning and saw a tweet come through with a link to the image below... It originates from the JoyofTech over at Geekculture.com. It appears they have an issue with the name for the latest iPhone release. (Who can blame them...) Either that or the artist was looking at a Lingerie magazine during the WWDC. :lol: Anyway, here ya go: Be sure and visit their site and tip the cartoonists if you liked this! … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: 3g, Cartoonists, Iphone, Lingerie, Tweet, Wwdc, Yesterday Morning

Friday Funny: Johnny

June 12, 2009 By Robert Owen

Here is a funny for everyone this Friday: A first grade teacher, Mrs. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I am too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in third grade too." Mrs. Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: 3 Legs, Bubblegum, Coconut, Cow, Funny, Grade Teacher, Johnny 9, Mrs Brooks, Pockets, Principal, Shake Hands, Third Grade

Non-Friday Funnies

June 2, 2009 By Robert Owen

Ok, Ok... It's not Friday, I'm aware of that. But, I found these videos last night and thought everyone should see them! The way this week is going so far, there may have to be a "Funny" break every day. Some of you may be aware of Zefrank but, for those of you who are not, he is hilarious! You should check him out. Ze has started a New video series called, "Hard Times". There are only 4 videos so far but they are completley worth the time it will take to watch them. So, here ya go... waste … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Funny Break, Video Series, Zefrank

Friday Funny: Stress Reliever

May 22, 2009 By Robert Owen

Today's Friday Funny comes via my friend Robyn. I saw this post on her Facebook page and thought it deserved to be out in the open. I think this is not so much a funny as it is an optimal way for keeping yourself centered as you go through the work day. With that, I give you this week's Friday Funny: "The Stress Reliever." Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, life) here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Cascade, Cool Mountain, Crystal Clear Stream, Friend Robin, Funny Thing, Gentle Waterfall, Hectic Place, Psychological Journals, Running Water, Seclusion, Serenity, Smile, Soothing Sound, Stress Management Technique, Stress Reliever, Water Birds

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