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Friday Funny: Spiders on Drugs

August 28, 2009 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday everyone! A friend of mine  had posted a link to this on their Facebook page.  I hadn't seen it in quite a while and had forgotten all about it , so what better thing to do than share it with all of you?!    Who knew Spiders had such troubles with drugs.  While this isn't a traditional Friday Funny it's really freaking funny none the less.     Enjoy!!   Hope everyone has a good weekend! :lol: … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: E Mail, Funny, Happy Friday, Joke, Lol, Spiders On Drugs

Friday Funny: Teacher Joke

August 14, 2009 By Robert Owen

*sigh*  :-(   Well, the Summer Vacation is officially over.  Since I have so many friends who are teachers and School is about to start back here in Knox County,  I thought today's Friday Funny should go out to all my Teacher friends.  You know,  just to help prepare them for a return to the classroom and all their wonderful students after a Summer break that may have dulled their reactions. Enjoy!  :twisted: A teacher was helping her student with a math problem.  She recited the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: E Mail, Friday Funnies, Friends, Funny, School, students, Teacher

Friday Funny: Uncle Bob

June 26, 2009 By Robert Owen

No new funnies in my e-mail this week.  :-(  I guess my normal spammers, er um I mean friends, were actually busy doing work or pursuing other meaningful activities this week. So, I'm pulling this week's Friday Funny from the e-mail Archive again. I've got quite a store of goodies there! Hope you have a great Weekend! Uncle Bob: The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bullets, Bump, Chickens, Dozen Eggs, E Mail, Egg Laying Hens, Eggs In One Basket, Enemy Territory, Front Seat, Funnies, Good Heavens, Horrible Story, Machete, Machine Gun, Mail Archive, Meaningful Activities, Moral Of The Story, Spammers, Uncle Bob, Whiskey

Spam: It is inventive.

June 22, 2009 By Robert Owen

Here is the latest Scam e-mail I've gotten.  Don't be fooled! This is a scam! This e-mail came to one of my e-mail accounts today from different senders and IP addresses but the machine sending names were the same. AND, the content was identical. It looks as though some has a mass-mailer sitting on their machine. Just a reminder to make sure your updates are current!! Here are the mail headers: 1st: Received: from xxxxxxxx; Sat, 20 Jun 2009 19:05:55 -0400 Received: from … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Email Scam Tagged With: 000000, Antivirus Avg, Charset, Cris, E Mail, Gesture, Ip Addresses, Jeff Palmer, Mail Accounts, Mail Headers, Mass Mailer, Message Id, Oneononeinternet, Openwebmail, Precedence Bulk, Return Path, X Mailer, Xwall, Xxxxxxxx, Xxxxxxxxxxx

Friday Funny: Poor Sheep

June 19, 2009 By Robert Owen

This week's Friday Funny comes from deep within my e-mail archives. Actually, I just found it saved on an old external Hard drive when I was freeing up some space. The e-mail came me to originally from a friend in a previous life. It's pretty old and I'm not sure why it has lasted on my drives as long as it has but, it's a hoot!  :lol: So, here ya go... Poor Sheep. … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Artificial Insemination, E Mail, External Hard Drive, Funny, Good Measure, Grass, Hoot, Lol, Mail Archives, Next Morning, Previous Life, Proceeds, Returning Home, Sheep, Slightest Idea, Vet, What This Means

Email Scam – Trying another route

June 15, 2009 By Robert Owen

I got another Scam attempt in the e-mail tonight and thought I would share. I may have to make a whole new section of the site for these pitiful attempts. I guess it must sucker somebody, else they wouldn't continue the effort. Maybe since I've ignored all of their other attempts, they decided they needed to switch directions. Received: from cantv.net (rs20s9.datacenter.cha.cantv.net [200.109.127.76]) by rs26s12.datacenter.cha.cantv.net (8.14.3/8.14.3/3.0) with ESMTP id n5F10Xop008234; Sun, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Email Scam Tagged With: 000000, Abidjan, Cancer Of The Blood, Cantv Net, Charity Donation, Clamav, Comforter, Content Type, Dr Hugo, E Mail, e-mail scam, Glory Of God, I Beleive, Iso 8859, Lord Jesus Christ, Message Id, Pitiful Attempts, Precedence Bulk, Return Path, Stm, World Africa

Random Mess for Saturday

June 13, 2009 By Robert Owen

Here is another "Eaten Post" from my site Conversion. Happy Saturday to everyone... Following Friday Funny style (I know it's Saturday),  the following came to me via an e-mail.  Here is a random worthless mess for All those people who "know" everything. Who knows if it's 100% accurate or not but, if you know everything, you'll know. And, if you don't... Well... ENJOY! SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. A … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Random - TidBit Tagged With: Abstemious, Betty Rubble, E Mail, Engli, English Word That Ends In The Letters Mt, Facetious, February 1865, Full Moon, Funny Style, Happy Friday, Langu, Leonardo Da Vinci, Letter Of The Alphabet, Life Span, Lincoln Memorial, Longest Word, Memory Span, Palindromes, Peach Family, Purple Peanuts, Quick Brown Fox, Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog, Random Mess, Stewardesses, Vocal Sounds

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