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Friday Funny: Grandpa

August 13, 2010 By Robert Owen

Hello all, My Friday Funnies posts have been floundering here of late but, today my Friend Christie over at MiscBytes.com sent me this little ditty and it is a HOOT!  So, thanks Christie!   You've given the Friday Funnies a much needed Jump start! Have a good Weekend everybody! Grandpa A woman in a super market is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: aisle, com, elderly gentleman, Friday Funnies, Gramps, Grandpa, little bastard, Little Ditty, little terror, voice

Friday Funny: How To Clean A Toilet

February 12, 2010 By Robert Owen

Clean Kitty

HOWDY!!! We have (finally) a return of the Friday Funnies! I'm really sorry it's been so long since the last update, but the Funnies in my mail have been slim here of late...  Either that or *cough* they weren't "appropriate" to place on the internet.  Well, not appropriate for this site.    But this little Gem came in and made me laugh...  At any rate, here is this week's edition of the Friday Funnies. How To Clean A Toilet: And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: bathroom, Cat, commode, Friday Funnies, Funnies, lid, little gem, pet shampoo, smooth movement, toilet

Friday Funny: A couple of Quick Ones

September 25, 2009 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday Everyone!!! It's been a rough week... or two.  That's why you've only seen the Friday Funny posts up.  It's  been a bit busy around here... cleaning up some messes and trying to keep my head above water.  (I really should make better use of the "Schedule Post" feature)   At any rate,  I'm really glad it's Friday! Today's set of little ditties came to me via my e-mail.  (my friends seem to have no end to their leisure time while at work!)  These are short so I stuck the three … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bad Day, Blonde, Day, doctor, drink, driver, driver steps, Friday, Friday Funnies, Happy Friday, head above water, home, lawyer, man, man cry, paint job, porch, two coats, wealthy neighborhood

Friday Funny: Teacher Joke

August 14, 2009 By Robert Owen

*sigh*  :-(   Well, the Summer Vacation is officially over.  Since I have so many friends who are teachers and School is about to start back here in Knox County,  I thought today's Friday Funny should go out to all my Teacher friends.  You know,  just to help prepare them for a return to the classroom and all their wonderful students after a Summer break that may have dulled their reactions. Enjoy!  :twisted: A teacher was helping her student with a math problem.  She recited the … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: E Mail, Friday Funnies, Friends, Funny, School, students, Teacher

The First Microsoft Bing Ad

June 5, 2009 By Robert Owen

I ran across this a little while ago. Microsoft has launched it's first Bing commercial and, it's not terrible. Nothing Earth Shattering but it's a pretty good commercial. I've used "Bing" a few times and I'll say one thing, it is quite fast returning results. I've not put it head to head with Google yet to see what it does or doesn't get but it is fast and I like the way it sorts the results. I think I will try a few head to head searches this weekend to see how they compare. And, I may even … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Internet, MicroSoft Tagged With: Bing, Earth, Friday Funnies, Google, MicroSoft, Microsoft Bing, Nuts, Search Engine, Sole, Sorts

Friday Funny: The Nun

May 1, 2009 By Robert Owen

Well, here we go again... A TWO-FUR on this Rainy Friday. Don't think this will become a habit or anything... We can't just go around all "Willie-Nillie" having TWO Friday Funnies each week. Well... maybe we could but, I'm really lazy so, don't expect it. :-) #2 - The Nun A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Cab Driver, Cabbie, Friday Funnies, Funny, Habbit, Halloween, Halloween Party, Memorable Occasion

Large Hadron Collider

February 28, 2009 By Robert Owen

CERN's Large Hadron Collider... Info via Wikipedia: The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator, intended to collide opposing particle beams, of either protons at an energy of 7 TeV/particle, or lead nuclei at an energy of 574 TeV/nucleus. The Large Hadron Collider was built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) with the intention of testing various predictions of high-energy physics, including the … [Read more...]

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