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Friday Funny: Redneck in NY

October 16, 2009 By Robert Owen

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!   Today's Friday Funny is yet another product of my e-mail. A Redneck from Tennessee walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Bakersfield, bank, depositor, Ferrari, Happy Friday, loan, loan officer, multimillionaire, New York City, officer, Redneck, Tennessee, underground garage

Another Scam Attempt

October 12, 2009 By Robert Owen

Hi all!  Got another scam attempt in "Ye Ole" e-mail today.  Now this one is pretty obvious but,  I thought I would go ahead and post it in one more attempt to thwart the evil doings of these stinking Scammers.  As always,  if you get this e-mail (or anything that resembles this e-mail)  delete it!!  Do not respond, do not pass go,  send it straight to your "deleted items folder" . 49, Featherstone Street, LONDON, EC 1Y 8SY UNITED KINGDOM Telephone: + 44 703 194 6790 Fax: 44 207 901 … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Email Scam, Support Tagged With: 49, attempt, E Mail, England, evil doings, Featherstone Street, Got, government of great britain, Great Britain, House, LONDON, london ec, Northern Ireland, number, office, Ole, Paul Bryant For, payment, Queen Elizabeth, queen elizabeth of england, Royal, Scam, scammers, Today, United Kingdom, US, voice confirmation

Friday Funny: Replacement Windows

October 9, 2009 By Robert Owen

Howdy all!  Hope you had a good week.  Today's Friday Funny comes, once again, through my e-mail and it's a hoot! REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.  He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: double pane, E Mail, Hoot, Hope, Howdy, replacement windows, silence, Today, week, year

Friday Funny: A little Instruction

October 2, 2009 By Robert Owen

Happy Friday Everybody!!  I hope you all had an acceptable work week...  Like usual, mine was highly...  diverse.  Yes,  I think  diverse is a good description.  Some might say... crazy?  No,  I don't think it qualifies as "Crazy"... I think diverse leaves more to the imagination. Anyway,  this week's Friday Funny is a long one but, I find it to be highly instructive.  This arrived on my door step via the glorious medium of e-mail and I thought everyone needed the wisdom that this list … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Friday Funnies Tagged With: Batman, bicycle helmet, Bip, bip bip, car windshield wipers, everyone, everything, flat lego pieces, Friday, Hide, Howard Cosell, ketchup packets, Morse, O.J Simpson, someone, TREASURE, William Tell

Pecan Party :: Carnage

September 28, 2009 By Robert Owen

So,  I've got this HUGE Pecan tree in my yard.   And, for the last few weeks,  the Squirrels around here have been bombarding my office window the nuts from that tree.  The really have sounded like they were having a great time.  Throwing their shells at my windows, then running up a Dogwood tree and hiding till I look away.  Quite a show let me tell you.  I should probably set up a video camera.... Maybe a webcam.  Yes,  we could have a "Squirrel Pecan Party Cam" in the back! These guys sure … [Read more...]

Filed Under: Useless Tagged With: dogwood tree, having a great time, HUGE, party cam, Pecan, pecan tree, pointless post, Squirrels, tree, yard

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